my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
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i can’t confirm this with science but i like to think queen carrie fisher is using her new heavenly powers to help us enact vengeance upon the scum of hollywood
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guy:
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
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i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice
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i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
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